Weird shit part 3

Today is the big day for my surgery. So since I’ll be out of it, and in need of a giggle while I’m waiting on the gurney, how about another Weird Shit compilation to bring some levity to your day?

There's fish on the counter and this guy is trying to eat kale
There’s fish on the counter and this guy is trying to eat kale
This guy went out to dinner in the '80's with his paisley shirt
This guy time travelled out of the  ’80’s with his paisley shirt
This shit-splosion
This shit-splosion
I sure hope this was a miraculous recovery
I sure hope this was a miraculous recovery
Would you trust your mail to THIS mailbox?
Would you trust your mail to THIS mailbox?
Guy at bus stop wearing a purple dinosaur outfit
Guy at bus stop wearing a purple dinosaur outfit
I don't know what the F*CK this this, but it's free
I don’t know WTF this this, but it’s free
No I don't want to buy
No I don’t want to buy “glut”
Left your pants on a bike rack... should make for a chilly ride home
Left your pants on a bike rack… should make for a chilly ride home
This is the stealthiest photo I could take of this guy's flaming red ginch poking out of his pants crotch. You meet the most interesting people on the bus.
This is the stealthiest photo I could take of this guy’s flaming red ginch poking out of his pants crotch. You meet the most interesting people on the bus.
If you're going to write something in the dirt on someone's car, at least be complimentary. "Nice Ass"
If you’re going to write something in the dirt on someone’s car, at least be complimentary. “Nice Ass” certainly works.
Just what do you think happened here?
Just what do you think happened here?
What if I'm looking for a man instead?
What if I’m looking for a man instead?
“How’s my driving?” I’d say pretty shitty given the dings.

Have a great week!

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